The following are real strange headlines from various newspapers.

1. C.I.A. Drafts Covert Plan to Topple Saddam
2. Cabbage Diced In Social Unrest - The Austrailian
3. Cabbage Privatised - Guardian
4. Cabbage Startles Solicitors -- Meridian News
5. California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets -- Reuters headline
6. California Hopes For An Alien Invasion To Solve Jobs Crisis - Times Interface Supplement
7. California Seeks 13,000 Sex Offenders
8. California Wildlife Destroys Over 40 Homes
9. Canada Could Face Sperm Shortage -- Canadian Press headline
10. Canadian Prime Minister Doesn't Think Bush Is 'a Moron' -- Reuters headline
11. Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Mann
12. Car Lost In Untended Garden - Daily Telegraph
13. Cardigan Keeps Hampshire Cosy - Guardian
14. Caribbean Bananas Are Ethical Bananas --UK Minister
15. Caribbean Islands Drift To Left
16. Carter Plans Swell Deficit
17. Carter Ticks Off Black Help
18. Cash Boost By Elderly Satan -- Dudley Express & Star.
19. Cash Boost For Truancy -- Hounslow Guardian
20. Cash Compost Means That Trees Can Grow On Money -- The Times
21. Cash Plea To Help Dyslexic Cildren -- South Wales Evening Post
22. Cat Tossing Latest Fad On Israeli Highways
23. Cats To Replace Husbands -- Times
24. Cattleman Grilled by Oprah's Lawyers
25. Cause Of Aids Found - Scientists
26. Cave Plan Arouses Stalactite Concern -- Irish Times.
27. Celibacy Could Make Priests Extinct -- Dally Record.
28. Cement Supplies Seen As Adequate
29. Cemetery Faces Grave Problems Over Space -- Basingstoke Observer
30. Central Bank Aims To Replace The Mattress -- Guardian
31. Chaos As Church Split Widens -- Nairobi Nation.
32. Chaos As Dead Rat Makes A Break For It - Manchester Evening News
33. Chaos Warning As The Sun Explodes -- Metro (London)
34. Charges Filed in Fla. Electrocution -- AP headline
35. Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
36. Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator -- Reuters headline
37. Chef Gets Life for Cooking Wife -- Reuters headline
38. Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy
39. Cher Immortalized in Plastic -- AP headline
40. Chicken Banned From Crossing The Road
41. Chicken With Artificial Legs Dies A Hero -- Associated Press
42. Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday
43. Child Abuse Service Gains Corporate Sponsorship -- The Adelaide Advertiser.
44. Childminders Get Right To Smack -- Daily Telegraph
45. Children's Stool Great For Use In Garden
46. Children Can Glow Safely -- Luton News
47. China Drag Queens Have Officials On Their Knees
48. Chinchilla Dirige El Museo Arqueologico Nacional -- (Chinchilla Is Manager Of The National Archaeological Museum) El Pais (Spain).
49. Chinese Apeman Dated
50. Chocolate Biscuit Bites Man In Midnight Snack Attack -- Shetland Times
51. Chocolates, Kissing Could Help Fight Cavities -- AFP headline
52. Chopper Search For Man In Underpants -- Luton News
53. Chou Remains Cremated
54. Christ's Plans Under Fire From Wandsworth -- Richmond & Twickenham Times.
55. Christ Resigns As Police Chief
56. Christian Cars Stoned in Nazareth -- AP headline
57. Christmas Trees Don't Grow On Trees
58. Church Goes Missing
59. Church Homes Shut For Employing Christians
60. Church In Northwick Talks -- Berrows Worcester Journal.
61. Church Members Given Right To Die -- Guardian
62. Church Plan Upsets Brothel -- Adelaide Advertiser
63. Circumcision Now Seen As Pointless -- Straits Times (Singapore)
64. City May Impose Mandatory Time, For Prostitution
65. City Pact Fight Boils
66. City Workers Rarely Fired for Doing a Bad Job -- Houston Chronicle headline
67. Cliches, to Be Honest with You, Drive Us Mad -- Reuters headline
68. Clinton Claims Credit for Y2K Quash -- AP headline
69. Clinton Demands Children's Drug Dosages
70. Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands - Bangor Maine News
71. Clinton Pledges Restraint In Use Of Nuclear Weapons -- Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6
72. Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal - The Bosnia Bugle
73. Cloning Warning As Japanese Grow Frog Eyes In Laboratory -- Daily Mail
74. Cocaine Use Hits New High -- Brentwood Yellow Advertiser
75. Cold Is No Good For Blubs -- Richmond Borough Guardian
76. Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
77. Collapsed Bridge in China Faulty -- AP headline
78. Collegians Are Turning To Vegatables
79. Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers
80. Community Bands Together to Help Burn Victim's Family -- Bay City (Mich.) Times headline
81. Commuter Tax On New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey
82. Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
83. Complaints About NHL Referees Growing Ugly
84. Compromise on Ten Commandments -- AP headline
85. Condom Firm Streches Product Line
86. Condon's Pledge To Murder Witnesses - Daily Mail
87. Confidence Sinks in September -- UPI headline
88. Congressmen Try To Revive Suit -- International Herald Tribune.
89. Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies
90. Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All -- Reuters headline
91. Cookies With Condoms Fail Family Taste-Test
92. Cops Demanding Bribes From Aliens -- Johannesburg Star.
93. Cops Halt Doughnut Shop Robbery
94. Cops Quiz Victim In Fatal Shooting
95. Cops: Man Steals Car to Get to [Car] Theft Hearing -- Jersey City Journal headline
96. Coroner In Call To Put A Stop To Drink-All-You-Can-Nights After Death -- Sheffield Star
97. Cost of Being Poor Rising -- Denver Post headline
98. Council Informs Woman Who Died Two Years Ago She Is Dead -- Irish Times
99. Council Not Liable Over Fatally Locked Widows -- The Times
100. Council Staff Could Be Axed -- Hounslow Guardian
101. County Bars Further Erections
102. County Officials Seek Public Input On Adult Stores - Hunstville (Texas) Item
103. County Officials To Talk Rubbish
104. Couple Names Baby After Web Site -- AP headline
105. Couple Slain: Police Suspect Homicide
106. Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear -- Journal of Commerce, April 20
107. Court Would Not Accept God Paid For TV Licence -- Somerset Standard
108. Cow Attacks School Cook -- Halifax Evening Courier
109. Cow Disarms Soldier, Another Kills Witch
110. Cow in Police Custody Linked to Headless Chicken Case -- Lansing (Mich.) State Journal headline
111. Cow Thefts Blamed on Low-Carb Craze -- Tallahassee Democrat headline
112. Cowboy Warning In Tornado-Hit Town -- Ceefax (BBC Teletext Service)
113. Crashed Jet May Have Flown Too Low -- AP headline
114. Crazed Elephant Found In Sea
115. Creepy, Crawly Creatures Invade DC -- AP headline
116. Crematorium Plans Put On Back Burner -- Selkirk Advertiser
117. Cretin Streaking Toward National Record -- Minneapolis (Mn) Star Tribune.
118. Crime Rise Blamed On Lack Of Police -- ITV Teletext Service
119. Crook Joins Barclaycard UK -- Financial Times
120. Croupiers On Strike - Management: "No Big Deal"
121. Cuba Tries Short Cut To Tailor Economy-- The Times
122. Curious George Goes High-tech -- AP headline
123. Cuts Could Hurt Animals -- The West Briton

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